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Pick a Creepy Clown and We’ll Tell You How You’d Die in a Scary Movie

Pick the clown of your dreams and we’ll tell you exactly how you’ll die in a scary movie…

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  • Let’s start with ‘friendly clowns.’ Pick one:

    • Ronald McDonald
    • Puddles Pity Party
    • Krusty The Clown
    • Fizbo
    • Insane Clown Posse
  • Give us a smile…

    • Yes
    • No
    • Smile
    • SMilee
    • SMILE
  • How does this make you feel?

    • NOT BAD
    • WORST NIGHTMARE
    • NOPE!!!!!!
    • WHY SO MANY?
    • SKFBNKSNDAOD
  • What about this?

    • GOTH CLOWNS?
    • UMMMM….
    • WHY AM I TAKING THIS QUIZ AGAIN!!!?
    • IS THIS A CLOWN CULT?
    • OH HELLL NAH!
  • Pick a clown to frolic in the woods with…

    • Yes
    • No
    • CLOWN
    • CKLOW
    • THIS
  • Who is your favorite Joker?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Yes
    • Yes
  • Which one of these dolls is most likely to murder you in your sleep?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Y
    • 3
    • 4
  • Would you take cereal from this guy?

    • WHAT?
    • WHY?
    • IS IT FREE?
    • NO!
    • ONLY IF ITS FROOT LOOPS!
  • What about the man behind the clown?

    • Ye
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5
  • Now choose a badass lady clown…

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5
  • Who is the better musical clown?

    • KISS
    • INSANE CLOWN POSSE
    • Marilyn Manson
    • Blue Man Group
    • Wes Borland
  • What do you think of this dance move?

    • THATS SCARY
    • IMMA DIE
    • WHATS HAPPENING
    • LOOKS HARD
    • LOOKS LIKE A GREAT MOVE
  • Choose a bae…

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5
  • How do you feel about this?

    • CHILDHOOD OVER
    • BETRAYED
    • SO CLOWNS ARE GOOD?
    • MR ROGERS?
    • STILL HATE CLOWNS
  • That was really hard. Here’s an easy one… Now pick a clown puppy:

    • Yes
    • No
    • 3
    • 5
    • 5

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